Monday Megalomania–Shut Up, Brain
I’m one of those people that has trouble with ruminations. Ruminating, if you don’t know, is going over and over and over (and over) something in your head. I tend to replay stupid things I’ve done or...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–Body Parts
I’m not the most observant person when it comes to my body. You can tell by the way I accidentally whack my hands and arms into doorknobs like I haven’t been living in this house for over twenty years...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–I Was Pretty Then
A couple of weekends ago, I drove myself crazy looking for a few of pictures of me as a kid. They’re my favorites: one of me at about three, wearing my favorite pants; one of me at about 16 or 17...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–7 More Things About Me
That’s right. Couldn’t think of anything else to blog about today. 1. I name cats after TV characters. Tuvok, Peter Marie, Stella, Spot, and McGee. You could count Maude, but I didn’t name her and she...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–In Dreams
I have weird dreams. Everyone does, I know, but mine are made of the stuff that people fear. One person’s nightmare is my typical night. I rarely have what I would call bad dreams because my...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–Sew, For My Next Trick…
I turned a pair of jeans into a skirt. I got the idea from an episode of Emergency! because the 70′s call to me like that. One of the actresses was wearing a jean skirt like that and I thought, “Hey!...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–I Don’t Owe You An Explanation for Being Fat
I’m fat. This is apparent. Laws knows that I’m not trying to hide it and I don’t think I could if I wanted to as that sort of cover-up would no doubt make me look larger. But I don’t have to explain my...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–I Was That Weird Kid: Food Edition
Even though I don’t get summer vacation anymore, summer still makes me think of being a kid. And when I think of being a kid, I think of how weird I was as a kid. All kids are weird by nature because...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–”Are You Really Writing Books?”
A friend of mine posted that on a link to my Amazon Author’s Page that I posted on Facebook, my meager attempt to try to drum up a little business. People who frequent my blog on Wednesdays or happen...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–The Reality of “Let’s Be Brave”
Last year I posted about a dream I had in which a young Michael Nesmith came to me and said, “Let’s be brave”. And I decided that it was a great idea and these were words I should live by. I declared...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–I’m At That Age
I’m at that age… -where I don’t have time for unpleasant people. You’re a raging asshole with bigoted tendencies. I do not wish to associate with you or your kind. Same goes for the drama mongers, the...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–The Benefits and Disadvantages of Cottage Cheese
“I’d never date a girl with cottage cheese thighs.” Back in my early twenties, a friend of mine said this during a conversation. I can’t remember the exact conversation, only that this sentence was...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–Sew Dressy
My apologies for the poor-quality selfie. I took this picture in my middle niece’s bedroom and I’m too lazy to try to stage a proper one. Behold my latest creation! It’s my t-shirt dress. My roommate...
View ArticleMonday Megalomania–I Cut My Hair
I didn’t cut it myself, of course. I went to my stylist. I’m not completely crazy. But I did feel a bit daring. The last time I got my hair cut before this time, in the shab style I’d been rocking and...
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